Thursday, December 16, 2010

How Rob Zombie is like an iPod Touch (Humor)

1. They frequently tell you that they are going to die soon
2. They promise to give you more if you continue to touch them
3. They were huge early in their career but now they just seem annoying popping up everywhere
4. They both tend to think that they are the best thing to ever happen to cinema
5. Taking an old idea and making it more expensive–they mastered it (ipad, Halloween)
6. Both might end up in a ditch after the public is done with them
7. Both of them worship a very powerful creature capable of changing tides of influence every year.
8. Both are used to attract scantily clad women
9. Unless you cover them in thick plastic they will have scars and scratches all over them
10. They both turn off completely if you put them in the shower or try to clean them with water

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