The latest installment of A Military Shooter just came out. This is hard hitting, realistic war FPS that puts you smack dab in war torn Middle East and Russia.
The latest sequel involves:
30% More slow motion door opening scenes where you have to shoot everyone
20% more getting blown up in slow motion and then someone tossing you a pistol
50% more monotonous corridor shooting
80% more mindless explosions disguised as story
Endless ways to play: duck and shoot, shoot and duck, take cover and shoot, shoot and take cover.
All of the realism of war (except the auto regeneration, unlimited ammo, bullet proof skin, respawning and complete lack of mourning and war trauma)
We insure that every multiplayer map will have at least 3 smash mouth ten year-olds who think they are better than you
Free US Army registration form in each game
Also stay tuned for our Extra Shotgun DLC, Add Some Zombies DLC, War Tug Boats DLC, Bastrop Texas Map DLC, Batman Skins DLC, Boring Desert DLC, Six Extra Bullets DLC, Optimus Prime Challenge DLC, Aflec Duck Character Add-on DLC, Far Quarters DLC, Change the Color of Your Gun DLC, Crappy Maps DLC and other add-ons that you must buy to have a complete game
War is fun!!!
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