The Mike List: Hanna The Movie

1. It’s Kill Bill + Raising Helen = The Cute Identity
2. What’s more uncomforting: Elk entrails or European people?
3. Every fight scene was like the director rushed through it and got bored
4. Techno running motifs were 100% spot on.
5. Hanna, aka Agent Hanna Banana
   
6. They really shove the artistic metaphor of the last scene down your throat.
7. Sometimes the best way to protect yourself from the CIA is to tell them where they can hunt you down.
8. Bond Villain signature: Tiny European shorts
9. Moral of the story: mom’s don’t let their daughters grow up to be trained killers.