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| Yea for obesity! |
What I have always wanted to do on certain game shows:
* Kick one of the token stealing guards in the junk for jumping out at me in Legends of the Hidden Temple
* Eat the giant kiddie pool of Ice Cream Sundae, instead of trudging through it in Double Dare.
* Get the highest score ever in the history of video games on Nick Arcade
* Get past the final round of Singled Out and then admit that I am gay.
* Try to sell Visine eye solution to Ben Stein, while trying to win his money in Win Ben Stein's Money
* Start throwing pieces of the Agro Crag at Mike O' Malley in Guts
* Ask out the referee Moe in Guts
* Keep gunning for a physical challenge on every Double Dare question no matter how easy it was
* Create a secret handshake with Omar Gooding in Wild and Crazy Kids
* Fake an epilepsy seizure when Nick Arcade puts me in the video game
* Knock over pieces of the plastic set on Legends of the Hidden Temple to get to the next room
Prizes:
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| Huffy Mountain Bike |
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| L.A. Lights Shoes |
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| Casio Keyboard |
The Desire Chart of 90's Game Shows
100% Nick Arcade- I get prizes for playing video games. Strangely, none of those prizes are video games
90% Double Dare- The only studio you could ensure that an elderly person would not be at.
75% Legends of the Hidden Temple- I have to kayak in a raging pool all because Pocahontas was a legend
50% Win Ben Steins Money- I could get at least 50 bucks in right answers
35% Guts- I get to prove to Australian Moe how out of shape I am
20% Figure It Out- Why won't the kid from Pete and Pete understand my cool hobby
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| Australia did not exist in my world until I met you Moe. |
Host Hierarchy:
GUTS Mike O' Malley: That guy from Yes Dear
DOUBLE DARE Mark Summers: Do not get him dirty
WILD AND CRAZY KIDS Omar Gooding: Not to be confused with the Reading Rainbow guy
SINGLED OUT Chris Hardwick: Was it hard being overshadowed by Jenny McCarthy and than Carmen Electra?
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| Don't you dare come near me with that grass stain! |
