Build Your Own Social Network (2 Easy Steps)

Social networks live by two rules: 1) They need to have pictures and status bars and 2) They need to have quirky names. Inability to follow these instructions probably means you don't have a social network, or you may accidentally have a website that is useful to society.

I want to make sure you have the second rule of social networking mastered so that you can make millions of dollars off the lol market. I have created this social network name generator which will aid you in 50% of your social network creation. Just combine a word from column A to on from column B and add .com after it.

Column A

Donkey
Cat
Twist
Tiger
Happy
Rainbow
Face
Ear
Book
Grumble
Hat
Yellow
Red
Green
Biz
Social
Bird
Puppy
Cake
Heart
Wall
Sugar
Harpy
Party

Column B

Shuffle
Mash
Scroll
Mixer
Shifter
Stamper
--er
--ingo
Twister
Blaster
Pix
Lamp
Stool
Fooder
Globe
itter
Avenue
Block
Flix